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And another Friday starts to draw to a close

By lm (Fri May 30, 2008 at 03:57:00 PM EST) (all tags)

Not much here to see. Please move along.

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Just another recounting of a day gone by

By lm (Tue May 27, 2008 at 12:23:03 PM EST) (all tags)

Nothing terribly exciting.

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Warning printed on my new French press: Children and hot fluids should be kept apart

By lm (Mon May 26, 2008 at 12:16:14 PM EST) (all tags)

After all, giving hot gruel to children retards the growth of character. Those little monsters need to learn to appreciate cold gruel to be formed into proper human beings.

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The more things change, the less they stay the same

By lm (Sun May 25, 2008 at 12:20:00 AM EST) (all tags)

When I was four years old or so, Evel Knievel jumped 14 busses at a local amusement park. When he did this, he set two world records, one for the longest distance jumped on a motorcycle, one for the most people tuned into the same television show. Half of America must have been watching that jump on live broadcast.

Today his son, Robbie Knievel, jumped 24 delivery trucks to break the distance record. I couldn't even find the jump broadcast on a local station.

I consoled myself by watching The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl with my eldest daughter. It was lame.

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Because what America really needs is more stray cats

By lm (Fri May 23, 2008 at 09:24:24 AM EST) (all tags)

I am an ecstatic ray of glorious sunshine, intent on exploding your mind and eating your brains.

So there.

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cowboy films. diesel. suburban blight. ted sorensen. country music. perverse incentives. arm gouges.

By lm (Tue May 20, 2008 at 01:15:30 PM EST) (all tags)

You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility.

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``you smell like popcorn and whiskey''

By lm (Sat May 17, 2008 at 01:59:46 AM EST) (all tags)

I suppose that's better than smelling like whiskey and cigars ...

Inside, the Blair Godzilla Project and other monstrosities.

Update [2008-5-17 10:57:32 by lm]: How have I missed knowing about this for the last decade or so?

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pop! my shoe exploded.

By lm (Wed May 14, 2008 at 05:23:50 PM EST) (all tags)

2 pair down this year. 2 to go.

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Monday morning news round up and the life and times of lm over the weekend

By lm (Mon May 12, 2008 at 10:30:44 AM EST) (all tags)

Nothing terribly exciting here to see. Please move along.

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Ding, dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch!

By lm (Wed May 07, 2008 at 06:54:24 AM EST) (all tags)

I tried to like her. I really did. I failed.

Update [2008-5-7 9:2:27 by lm]: Now, with link exit poll.

Update [2008-5-7 13:59:47 by lm]: George McGovern agrees with me.

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